Party Tips by speiser
If you happen to find yourself at some sort of party this weekend, here is some advice from Andrew WK.
PARTY TIP: Do something you haven’t done before.
PARTY TIP: Think about what you love. Forget about what you hate.
PARTY TIP: Do what feels good.
PARTY TIP: Rinse and gargle with Mountain Dew. Then spit it into a magazine and throw the whole mess in the bathtub.
PARTY TIP: Your life is a movie. You’re the writer, director, & star. So you better write yourself an amazing script.
PARTY TIP: Whenever you eat a banana, tell Andrew W.K. about it.
PARTY TIP: Go to an all-girls college and talk to them about partying.
PARTY TIP: Don’t be mean today.
PARTY TIP: Write down 2 things you want to do in your lifetime. Then pursue them with a vengeance!